hoodlumhouseofhedgehogs:

I hold the power in my hands. Fear me πŸ™ˆβ€οΈπŸ˜
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piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

(Source: piplump)

  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it

I want to do bad things with you ;)

Like punch you in the face

*removes one earbud* what

(Source: colorcombos)

modern-vampires-of-art-history:

Keith Haring, Moses and the Burning Bush (1985) / Vampire Weekend, Ya Hey (2013)
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Now that I have a watch, I notice other people’s watches. This leads to more conversations about watches and more time spent thinking about watches. This is a slippery slope: You start as an earnest young man who’s trying to keep track of the precious minutes of life and suddenly you’re a potbellied old bore trapped in endless conversations about Panerais, waiting for death.
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